Saruna ar Nigērijas krāpnieku

Man zip.lv ir daži sludinājumi. Laiku pa laikam par tiem saņemu pa kādam e-pastam, kuros dažādi britu džentlmeņi (John Smith, Nick Stone un tamlīdzīgi) vēlas “nopirkt” XBOX 360 remontu un “aizsūtīt dēlam/meitai, kas mācās/dzīvo/strādā Nigērijā”. Lieki teikt, ka dzēšu laukā. Burtiski pirms apmēram stundas viens no šiem attapīgajiem angļu džentlmeņiem uzrunāja mani “dzīvajā”, izmantojot Google Talk čatu. Uzsāka viņš sarunu burtiski tajā brīdī, kad gāju otrajās pusdienās/vakariņās, tāpēc sākumā tā pauze. Bez tālākas komentēšanas, mūsu saruna:

johnsmith.smith933: hi
johnsmith.smith933 is online.
Sent at 3:58 PM on Friday
johnsmith.smith933: :'(
Sent at 4:04 PM on Friday
Martins: Hi.
johnsmith.smith933: how are you
were the you go
Martins: Lunch.
johnsmith.smith933: ok
were are you now
Martins: Do I know you?
johnsmith.smith933: yeap
are you a man
Martins: How exactly do I know you? I don’t really remember talking to you ever before…
johnsmith.smith933: are you a sale
the you sale
Sent at 4:39 PM on Friday
Martins: I don’t think so. Are you Nigerian?
johnsmith.smith933: no
but i have a son schooling there
is name is john
Martins: Must be good schools there then.
And John sounds like a really real name.
johnsmith.smith933: yeap
are you there
Martins: Yes.
Wherever I go, that’s exactly where I am.
Most of the time, at least.
johnsmith.smith933: what the say
i did not undersant you
Martins: That is very sad, I’m so sorry for you.
johnsmith.smith933: what
Martins: Maybe you should also go to Nigeria schools, I hear they have excelent education there!
I mean, John is already there, so it must be OK.
johnsmith.smith933: yeap
i ok
but he told me that i shull bye laptop for him
Martins: How interesting.
johnsmith.smith933: that why i am looking for who sale it
Martins: That’s nice. I hope you find somone.
We should all be able to find that special somone who can fulfill our dreams and wishes and make our live worth living!
Especially with laptops.
Also mobile phones. Phones are nice. I like phones. Do you like phones? I like phones because I can call all my friends and tell them what an awesome phone I have.
And then they can call me back and I see them calling on my phone and it makes me happy.
Like energy drinks.
And coffee.
I’ve had 4 coffees and 5 energy drinks today, and I’m feeling great!!
Wait…
Where was I…
Oh, the laptops. Yeah, I hope you find your special someone who will sell you laptop for your son in Nigeria. Long live the Nigerian economy and education!
RED BULL!!! COFEEE!!!
PHONES!!!
MY BOSS IS COMING I HAVE TO GO BACK TO WORKING VERY EFFICIENTLY AND GOOD SO I CAN GET PAID AND BUY MORE ENERGY DRINKS AND BE MORE HAPPY ARE YOU HAPPY I’M HAPPY BUT HAVE TO WORK NOW BYE!!!!!!!!
Sent at 4:57 PM on Friday
johnsmith.smith933: are you there
Martins: NO, I’M FLYING!!!
RED BULL GIVES YOU WINGS!
BOSS IS ANGRY
HAVE TO WORK
johnsmith.smith933: pk
are a saleer
OK